"Rabbi" Duncan on Hyper-Calvinism & Arminianism

“Hyper-Calvinism is all house and no door; Arminianism is all door and no house.”

( Courtesy of The Scriptorium)

A Prayer of John Calvin - Commentary on the Book of Jonah

I was reading through Calvin's commentary on Jonah and came across this prayer. I hope it blesses you.

Grant, Almighty God, that as thou sees us implicated in so many errors, that we often fall through want of thought, and as thou also sees that the violent emotions of our flesh wholly blind whatever reason and judgment there is in us, — O grant, that we may learn to give up ourselves altogether to obey thee, and so honor thy wisdom as never to contend with thee, though all things may happen contrary to our wishes, but patiently to wait for such an issue as it may please thee to grant; and may we never be disturbed by any of the hindrances which Satan may throw in our way, but ever go on towards the mark which thou hast set before us, and never turn aside from thee, until, having gone through all dangers and overcome all impediments, we shall at length reach that blessed rest, which has been obtained for us by the blood of thy Son. Amen.

You Know You're A Calvinist If...

This is just hilarious. Seriously, I laughed out loud at work. If you can't laugh at this than you are probably pathologically serious. Seek help now. That's all I've got to say. For more poking fun at Calvinists, click the link below...

Help! I’m Going Hyper!